Muslims

As long as Muslims respect American law and tradition, seek no preferential treatment, and live with us in peace, they will be allowed in America. However, they must publicly sign the Declaration of Severance and agree, in writing, to use the Modern Koran, which removes all encouragements to jihad, hatred, violence, and mass murder. Note that the text of the Koran is not changed in the Modern Koran but explanatory notes have been added explaining that the time of the holy wars has past according to the new prophets of Islam. If Muslims don’t do these things, they will not be allowed to enter the U.S. or, if a citizen, they will be deported. In addition, we have been told that the anti Muslim organization MASS, the Muslim Assassination Squad, will be monitoring them and keeping an eye on them in case they get out of line. We are not Europe. Muslims will not do here what they are doing there. Also, less than 1% of our population may ever be Muslim. This rule will be enforced one way or another by some means. Finally, other restrictions will be put in place, as well.