How President Obama Was Brainwashed

A team of one hundred psychiatrists from UPAX (the United States Psychiatric Association) have completed a five-year psychiatric analysis of President Obama.  The team’s most important conclusion is:

President Barack Obama was brainwashed as a child, teenager, and young adult.

In brief, Obama was raised, during his most formative years, as a Muslim so that Muslim beliefs were inculcated in his unconscious mind.  The most disastrous Muslim principle planted in Obama’s unconscious was the belief that science is not a strong authority.

After his most formative years, Obama was educated as a Christian but by then it was too late, the damage had been done.  Obama attended ultraliberal grade schools, high schools, and colleges.  After his formal education, he joined socialist, pseudo-communist, and un-American political groups.  All of these educational and political influences further solidified the damaged part of Obama’s unconscious mind.

The UPAX team’s second most important conclusion is:

President Barack Obama is totally blind to his “brainwashedness” and is sincere in his disastrous beliefs.