{NX} Why We Don’t Kill The Emergency Room Doctors At One Of Our Local Hospitals

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There are a number of reasons why we don’t kill the emergency room doctors at one of our local hospitals:

  • The first reason is that it would be wrong to do so, even though the doctors deserve to die.
  • The second reason is that God would chastise us.
  • The third reason is that unjustified killing is against the law.
  • The fourth reason is that it is good to show mercy in this case.