Our supercomputer Collosus has analyzed the election results. Collosus’ main conclusion is:
There was no hacking of election computers but, even if there were, the hacking would have occurred equally for all candidates so that the election results would have been the same. Jill Stein, you are a jerk.
Note that the sentence, “Jill Stein, you are a jerk,” was produced by Collosus’ hardwired, emotive subroutines, not by us.